REMOVING CLOTHES:

• With partner's consent.........12
• Without partner's consent.....187

ORGASMIC INTENSITY SCALE:

• Shoes flew off.................35
• Expression didn't change.....0.5
• Orchestra swelled.............6

  Birds sang

• Large birds......................7
• Small birds......................3
• Earth moved....................30

UNHOOKING BRA:

• Using two calm hands.............7
• Using one trembling hand........96

GETTING INTO BED:

• Lifting partner.....................15
• Dragging partner along floor....16
• Using skateboard.................3

PULLING OUT:

• After orgasm..........................0.25
• A few moments before orgasm......500

ACHIEVING ERECTIONS:

• For normal healthy man.........2.25
• Losing erection...................0.25
• Searching for it...................115

PENIS ENVY:

• For woman..........................3
• For men.............................72

PUTTING ON CONDOM:

• With erection.................1.25
• Without erection..............300

GUILT:

• Despite no formal training,orgasm comes easily,naturally.............53
• You're enjoying sex,despite the fact that other people are starving.....2
• Sex on your lunch hour......................................................3
• Putting it on expense account...............................................20

INSERTING DIAPHRAGM:

• If the woman who does it is
• Experienced.....................6
• Inexperienced..................73
• If a man does it...............680
• Add (5) calories for retrieving it from across the room.

AGGRAVATION:

• Partner keeps showing plants................................5
• Partner insists on cuddling the dog during foreplay.......14
• Partner just visited bathroom for 7th time..................62
• Partner is taking phone calls..................................7
• Partner is making phone calls................................40

POSITIONS ACCORDING TO NATIONALITY:

• Italian- Man on top,woman in kitchen............................26
• Russian- Woman on bottom, Man getting permission..........55
• American- Both on top.............................................60

GETTING CAUGHT:

• By partner's spouse...............60
• By your spouse....................60.5
• Trying to explain..................165
• Trying to remain calm............100
• Leaping out of bed................25
• Getting dressed in one motion...300
• Thanking partner quickly.........2

POSSIBLE SIDE EFFECTS OF INTERCOURSE:

• Bouncing.........................7
• Sliding around...................9
• Serious skidding................12
• Whiplash.........................27

ORGASM:

• Real............................27
• Faked..........................160

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